about

Rachel (she/they) is a queer Middle Eastern American NYC-based comedian and writer. She has written for ClickHole, F/X, and has appeared on HBO and Vice Live. She also hosts a monthly show at Union Hall as a deranged Ellen Degeneres called "Ellen Is The Only Ally." plus i'm a bitch!!!!!!

my college thesis advisor

ok this girl is awkward sauce!!!!!

governor andy cuomo

all she talk about is 9/11.. it's like we get it.. ur from nYC

martin shkreli, who shares rachel's high school alma mater

she is bae

my college thesis advisor

ok this girl is awkward sauce!!!!!

governor andy cuomo

all she talk about is 9/11.. it's like we get it.. ur from nYC

martin shkreli, who shares rachel's high school alma mater

she is bae